Aires:
This week you are a: Dealer
Your number this week is: 0
What a great way to start off the weekend! You will find the stash you lost the last time you got jacked up!
Taurus:
This week you are an: East Van Beat Cop
Your number this week is: 0
A good week to shmooze with your partner, just ignore the fact that everyone else hates you.
Gemini:
This week you are an: Indian
Your number this week is: 0
You STILL will not get your land back, but at least the reservation tobacco is starting to taste better. Bonus!
Cancer:
This week you are a: A Pot Head
Your number this week is: 0
WOW! (And, yes, people can tell you are stoned.)
Leo:
This week you are a: Disgruntled John
Your number this week is: 0
Your daily trolling may be full of surprises, including dealings with authority (see Taurus above!), so be sure to have fake ID with you (Sam!)
Virgo:
Your number this week is: 0
This week you are a: Hooker
New faces, unexpected news and changes in your schedule are just some of the things that will make today a bit different from other Mondays. You’re bright eyed and bushy tailed and eager to learn something new! Possibly new people will intrigue you. Lots to think about! (* Actual Georgia Nicols horoscope for Virgo, December 17!)
Libra:
This week you are: Frightened Gentry
Your number this week is: 0
Your wife will be propositioned by an unidentified John (Sam), you will accidentally step on a syringe while getting out of your SUV (the HIV test results are inconclusive for at least three months! Bummer!), and poor people are still here. Check the real estate listings, a move is coming!
Sagittarius:
This week you are a: Crackhead
Your number this week is: 0
Something behind the scenes or a surprise secret might amaze you today. Dealings with the government and large institutions are definitely unpredictable. Because you expect this kind of thing from any direction, you feel restless, very much on your toes and ready for anything. (Zwoosh! “What was that!? Bats?”) *Another ACTUAL Georgia Nicols horoscope for Sagittarius, December 17!
Scorpio:
This week you are a: Junkie
Your number this week is: 0
You want to do something different today, but you can’t because you’re dope sick. You are definitely bored with your daily routine, so try sticking it in your jugular this time. You might meet some highly unconventional people. “Take me to your dealer!” (see Aries above).
Capricorn:
This week you are an: Insolvent East Van Store Owner
Your number this week is: 0
“Zwoosh! What was that!? Bats? Again?”
Aquarius:
This week you are a: Punk Rock Panhandler
Your number this week is: 0
The owner of the store, in whose doorway you eat, sleep and shit, is going broke because of you (see Capricorn above). Also he is sure that you are the one with the suitcase full of bats. Just say thank you!
Pisces:
This week you are: The One Who Is Known to Police
Your number this week is: 0
Somewhere there is a sale on Balaclava’s. Family members are full of surprises! Don’t resist this good fortune! Make sure you know what’s happening!
Moon Alert: Look out!
If your birthday is today you are an: Artist
Your number today is: 0
Oh, yeah, that’ll solve everything . . . good freakin’ luck! You are a loser. And remember, if it’s not making you money, then it’s just a hobby! Like stamp collecting. No, seriously, that video/installation/doo-dads-from-the-woods idea is really good. Just kidding, it sucks. Like all your ideas inevitably will this coming year.
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